![]() ![]() You have been awarded a massive monument of Homer for completing the first 60 levels of Tapped Out.Cletus's Farm is currently the residence of Cletus and Brandine. THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS GAME! And as a sign of gratitude, you'll also get a small prize. but all they are is a meaningless number? You'll still be able to “level up,” but you won't get any new buildings or characters by doing so. What month is this?Īctually, the level updates ending wasn't a hoax. Ha! I knew this whole thing was a hoax! It was probably the April Fool's update that accidentally got released early. Tapped Out players: please be advised that the part in the last scene about taxing higher level players was a joke. ![]() This new system will even the playing field!Īnd best of all, the new levels will be subsidized for poorer players by a tax on the highest level players! The 1% of gamers who actually bother to play past Level 15. We can finally take the game back from the 1%! THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! But everyone will get to play them at once, no matter what level they've reached! There will still be regular updates featuring new characters and buildings. Whoa! The levels might be over, but the game isn't. Now that there's no more levels, the sugar's worth more than the donuts. I'm gonna spread a little cheer.ĭad, why are you burning all of your premium donuts? ![]() You're finally being sarcastic! It's nice to see you spreading some cheer. Please, that was the longest line you've ever spoken. No, really! I've done such unforgettable jobs as security guard, arcade proprietor, even the cameraman.Īfter years waiting to get in this game, THIS is my big moment? I'm barely even in this update! Yeah, it's going to be as memorable as I am! That's because I'm soooooo excited for how amazing this last level's gonna be! The text in this game is just a mini-game, to see how fast you can tap to get through it. Oh who am I kidding? No one's still reading this stuff. So Homer, if you could do it all over again and build the town from scratch, would you do anything different? Then you can sit back proudly with all the money you've saved, and be REALLY REALLY bored. While you're at it, you should also stop drinking, gambling and chewing nicotine gum. “Dear Tapped Out, does this mean I can finally stop playing?” Or you can use them to buy fun premium stuff!Īll of which also has a real-world value of zero. Each donut will be refunded for its actual real-world value: zero. “Dear Tapped Out: Will I get a refund for my unused donuts?” So we thought we'd take a moment to answer some of your questions. No, I'm the wise guy! I've been in like seventy episodes! Also I played one of the bears in the Maggie event.Ĭan we just say that 59 was the last level?Įver since we announced this is the last level, you've been flooding us with emails. Okay, now they're just making up characters. Then you bet right! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the last Tapped Out character ever. ![]() I bet they've been saving somebody really special for last! So who's gonna be the final character introduced in Tapped Out? Pfft, it ain't over till the donuts stop flowing. I checked out when they introduced Bernice Hibbert as a "major character."Īren't you at all upset, Bart?! No more levels! The game's basically over! Pay $1000 Tax to be Given to Lower Level Players (Requires Homer)Ĭongratulations, you have reached the final level of The Simpsons Tapped Out.Ībout twenty levels too late, if you ask me. Make Springfielders Lose the Bet on the Final Character (x5) Make Marge Cancel Plans for Her Giant Level 75 Party ![]()
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